Other than coming cap in hand to structured products bankers and inquiring after employment opportunities, what do structured finance professionals - formerly the doyens of the sophisticated end of the finance markets - do now that they have lost most of their market?

After exhaustive investigation, we believe we have found the answer. They write songs - not all of them, but enough of them for there to be a selection available to the banking public. While we are not yet at the point of Starz in their Eyes we are hopeful that thsi may be the first of many entries. Read on...